“Welcome to the Burn” — The Back-of-House Collection

You’ve survived the rush, the double shift, and the health inspector’s “friendly reminder.”
Now it’s time to wear the chaos you’ve earned.

Inky Misfits is stepping into the kitchen — knives out, burners blazing, and sarcasm plated to perfection. The new Back-of-House Collection pays tribute to the real unsung heroes:
the cooks, preppers, dish-pit warriors, and culinary degenerates who keep the world fed while running on caffeine, bruised knuckles, and dark humor.

What to Expect:

“Welcome to the Burn” – For those who clock in, cook hard, and come out smoked.

“86 Me Daddy” – For the truly unhinged back-of-house crowd.

“We Die Prepped” – Because mise en place is forever.

Plus more unapologetic kitchen sarcasm, chaos, and pride, printed in classic black-and-white ink.

No fluff, no fake smiles — just pure service-line energy, bottled and printed for the ones who can take the heat.

Launching soon on inkymisfits.com
Sign up for the chaos report (aka the newsletter) and get first dibs when the burners go live.